For my e-mail, just click here.

If you want to send me paper and other physical objects, here's my mailing address. Not the actual location of the Zugtagon, which is an abyssal secret, but my Post Office Box which I empty about once a week. Responding will be at my leisure and discretion. Keep in mind that I have a particular appetite for praise. Hate mail I make into little voodoo widgets that visit cursation on the sender.

P.O. Box 182

Lewisberry, PA 17339

USA

You may also be wondering if I will sign Magic cards, books and such through the mail. I will and do, often gladly and always for free. Be sure to include a legible, self-addressed envelope with sufficient postage if you want your stuff back! This is important. If you've gotten your stuff back even though I've had to add postage, consider that something in your missive must have arbitrarily endeared your cuddly widdle self to me in that moment, and it is not likely to happen again.

P.S. -- You of the 1500-year-old onyx Inca billiards table: Sorry, I just assumed from the name that you were a guy. And my first-born will do just fine; it's a deal. When I get around to that.