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Below is my mailing address.
Not the actual location of the Zugtagon, which is an abyssal secret, but my Post Office Box which I empty every couple of weeks. I will sign and return your collectible cards, books, magazines or other printed matter gladly and for free. Response will be at my leisure, so please do not send time-sensitive material.
In the past I may have accepted, even in theory, kitchen appliances, dead pets, and other random personal possessions for signature. I sadly must put an end to this practice. Now please restrict your offerings to standard envelopes such as might fit into a mailbox. Yes, sometimes one turd does mean everybody has to get out of the pool.
And I must say "no" across the board to doing sketches, scribbles, card alterations and other such leakages. That's no, and no again. And to you there, who just thought of a fresh exception or angle: No.
Be sure to include postage if you want your stuff back! Or else Paypal me the entimated postage. This is important. If you've gotten your stuff back even though I've had to pay postage, consider that something in your missive must have arbitrarily endeared your cuddly widdle self to me in that moment, and it is not likely to happen again.
If you are outside the U.S.A.: I will only return items that are flexible and fit inside a standard business-letter-sized envelope, and which the Post Office interprets as a letter. This means that if you are sending cards, you are limited to eighteen (18), and they must be slipped into a trading card binder sheet, the sheet folded into three and slipped into a business letter-size envelope along with an identical postage-paid envelope. In other words: I will not accept any package which I have to fill out a customs form in order to return.
P.O. Box 182
Lewisberry, PA 17339
USA